Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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