So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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