Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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