Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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