I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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