He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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