We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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