I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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