please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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