he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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