Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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