Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
