Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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