I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
being pregnant is like rehab
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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