you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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