I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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