I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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