if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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