NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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