So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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