so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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