I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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