You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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