I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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