yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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