Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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