I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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