Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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