True but thats because hes a fetus.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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