This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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