I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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