I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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