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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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