Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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