I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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