there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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