Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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