Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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