i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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