A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you didnt know i had herpes?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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