butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
