The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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