How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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