Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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