Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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