Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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