i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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