its not stalking. its research.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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