I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
