He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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