Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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