I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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