The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
soo... how was my night?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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