Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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