Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How does one acquire holy water?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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