Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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