that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
50% drunk capacity currently
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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